Wednesday, 28 December 2016

The God of Al Salvador

Salvador was best friends with Al. Al was a good guy and Salvador was better. They both went camping and Salvador started digging a grave for himself near the camp. "Why?" Al asked Salvador. Salvador smiled and kept digging the grave until his axe hit a hard thing. It was a statue of some God. They took out the statue and started worshipping it, dancing around like tribals. "Let me make Tang for you", Salvador says to Al, "you must be tired". He makes tang for Al and himself and they both replenish their lost energy. The statue of God starts levitating from the ground. A thunderbolt destroys their camp. "I'm pleased with your worship dance", a voice comes from the statue. "Then why did you destroy our camp?" asked Salvador. "Who the fuck uses an axe to dig the ground?", came the reply.

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