Boob Job

Feb 11 2017

The feminist suicide squad was ready for the day they had waited for so long. They mingled in the crowd and distributed their pamphlets. There were 3 explosions, one after another. When everything settled and the smoke cleared off, the police found a hungry child suckling on a blown off boob.

Jesus Tarantino

Feb 11 2017


Jesus Tarantino bought a new water gun to show off his friends. He was very happy that now he would get to play water gun hide and seek. He then set off on a journey in the Sahara desert to find water.
When he came back home it was raining bombs. So he pointed at the sky and took a shot at the aeroplane. The water from the gun broke the window of the plane and went straight into the mouth of a dying old lady.

Revealation 11:10:54

Feb 11 2017

The serpent god appeared and said, thus begins the time of unification of the worlds.
People were horror struck. They offered him milk, wherever he went. They threw stones at him from a distance.
‘The giant serpent’ as they said, brought along a giant basket of fruits for the deserving.
‘Eat, before they come’, and ride my back, so that i would take you to a place where i would tell you my story.
People ran away.

Paranormal diaries of the indies

Introduction

We rarely know when we cross the line after the experiences. I started working in this field because i wanted answers. The sort of answers the normal couldn't provide me.

I note it down, jot down the details; dealing with the paranormal is heavy on the head.

I relocated to Kalpa a few years back, until the parcel arrived, i never knew that world is such a strange place. It was during the courses in the university i realized my suffering is also an ability.

I relocated to Kalpa and do a little bit farming, and solve cases of the paranormal.

I need to remind myself now and again, because it is a lonely work. Jay and Javed  my two best friends at the university, went on to do their respective work. University thrives on secrecy, but it is a good institution.

I started working on the paranormal after attending the university. They say you do not need to apply for the university, the parcel arrives and if you go, you are chosen as a student. I had a heard a lot about the Saptak, they are a bunch of intellectuals, a committee, advising the university management. Some of them are posted at the satellite institutes, like Dr. Sharanya, Dr. Rajesh. Dr. Sharanya is a kind soul, she helped me when i was down, i told her that i wanted to research the paranormal, and she didn't laugh at me like others do. Everything needs research until it is proven, that's what she said to me. You can't make others believe in ghosts, not until they want to believe or them ghosts want to make them believe.

I chose to be a paranormal investigator because of my experiences. They say such things bring you under the eye of the an organization called Circus, and you come under their watch, but i can't bother much about that. Some people have helped me in my investigations, especially people from the university, though sometimes they question the lengths i go for such things. There are methods, i had invested considerable effort during the university in learning the ways. Shamita was an expert occultist in the university, and she taught me the ancient methods; to the world she is just a biochemist; to me she's a mentor. I sometimes wonder if like Shamita Saptak has a different work too, but university only tells as much as is required.

My life here is a content one. I try to solve paranormal mysteries, and do organic farming with my staff of four.

Shamita comes sometimes, mainly on the weekends to help, me and my cases. She suggested me to publish my case logs and case files as novels; fans of horror fiction would love it. That's not a bad idea at all.

I need to search the old cases and diaries; i need to find my long forgotten logs. People should know, even if as fiction, the Paranormal diaries of the Indies.

Bad snow

It's snow,
White and cold and everywhere,
It falls from the sky
Like an angel
It covers the earth
To protect it
To choke it.

The blanket,
It melts with time,
And does what the rain does ultimately.
The blanket,
Hides the fertility,
Before it bestows,
Like an angel,
It covers the earth
To protect it
To choke it.

Snow is everywhere,
White and cold,
Like an angel,
From the sky,
It nurtures,
It covers the earth,
To protect it,
It is a hard rain,
A soft hard rain,
Let the season be barren,
It's not rain,
It's a soft hard rain.

Sun must rise

It's time
the sun must rise again,
The birds must fly again
To their distant destinations

We must know what pain is;
It's an ocean.
We must know what love is;
It is an ocean and the sky.
Pain is love,
Love is pain.

Gain in love,
Lose in pain;
The sun must rise again,
From behind the trees,
From beneath the horizon,
And it must shine.
The birds must fly again,
Just for the thrill of it.

हिसाब स्वच्छ है

गधे के सिर पर सींग अच्छे नहीं लगते, हम में से कुछ गधे हैं, कुछ बैल और कुछ सांड हैं, हम में से कुछ गाय भी हैं।

प्रकृति काफी आनंददायक है, और मुझे बर्फ पसंद है। बर्फबारी और आग का साथ मुझे काफी पसंद है। मैं कहानियां लिखना चाहता था परंतु मेरा जीवन ही एक कहानी है। बढ़िया अंत सबको चाहिए, प्रेमचंद की तरह कौन मरना चाहेगा। तो अंत में मामला स्वच्छ करना पड़ा, क्यों, पता नहीं, क्या दिक्कत हुई पता नहीं, शायद अपनी पसंद की चीज़े नहीं लिख सकते, अपनी व्यक्तिगत जगहों पर भी नहीं। या और कोई व्यक्तिगत बातें। हिसाब स्वच्छ रखना पड़ता है, काम कुछ भी करो पर हिसाब स्वच्छ रखो। अब कोई दिक्कत नहीं है, हिसाब स्वच्छ है।

यूनीकॉर्न के सींग होते हैं, पर गधे के नहीं होते। यूनिकॉर्न होना गधा होने से अच्छा है, एक सींग मिलता है, बिल्कुल मुफ़्त, और हिसाब स्वच्छ रहता है।

यूनिकॉर्न बादलों पर चलता है और उसके पेट की अपान वायु इंद्रधनुष बनाने के काम आती है। यूनिकॉर्न का हिसाब हमेशा स्वच्छ रहता है।

फलसफे की बातें करना पसंद है, तो एक फेसबुक और बनाया था, ताकि फलसफे की बातें कर पाता, परंतु मुझे क्या पता था कि ऐसी चीज़ों से हिसाब स्वच्छ नहीं रहता। अगर स्वच्छ हिसाब वाली चीज़ें पता होती तो अभी तक विज्ञान और चिकित्सा में दर्दों का इलाज ढूंढता रहता, परंतु हिसाब स्वच्छ नहीं रह पाया, क्योंकि पता ही नहीं था कि लिखने से भी हिसाब अस्वच्छ हो जाता है। कोई दिक्कत नहीं, अब हिसाब स्वच्छ है।