Ted Bundy, Hitler, Shakuntala Devi, Osho and Whirlpool and Bosch Washing Machines

5/10/20

Once outside a building a man was approached and asked “do you want to climb your way to success?”, He said, “Of course.” “Here”, the man showed him the way. He kept climbing the stairs and met a man standing quietly and asked, “Success?”, the man pointed upwards, so our Hero kept on climbing the stairs and then reached at the top where a man was sitting naked on a sofa, who looked at him, smiled and said, “Hi! My name is Cess!”

Washing is an important human activity, and with arrival of machines it has become an important machine activity. Surf Excel can tell you “daag achche hain”, and you can play all the Holi you want, but it doesn’t tell you that there is also the risk of airing your dirty laundry in public.

Indians generally are like that, “Main chhat par kapde utarne ja raha/rahi hun”. Anyway, Shakespeare said “what’s in a name?” Well, it can give you a free ticket to laundry.

Also, before the washing don’t forget to check the barcode on your jeans. Also, wash the whites and the coloured clothes seperately.

Imagine if I am in the silicon valley, designing an intelligent software for laundry services, how would I do it? Questions are many.

Anyhow, dirty jeans are trademark of cowboys. Robocop, Terminator or Taxi Driver? Hannibal Lector? Many celebrities avail these laundry services.

Until a few years ago, “masturbation was normal”, and if you stain your pants, don’t forget to use Bosch washing machine. If the stain is of petrol or diesel then Whirlpool will help.

If you are into Hitler jokes, then God save you, because no one messes with Zohan, whilst Dharmic Swastikas make you feel like you are playing Wolfstein 3D.

Also, anything can be used as Jaal “The Trap”. Even this nonsense which I have written. Don’t blame me if you start feeling like Osho, Hitler, Ted Bundy or if God is kind, Shakuntala Devi.

Is it a crime to be poor and good, and have “diabeetus” or “jaundice”? according to Whirlpool and Bosch, “Yes sir, it probably is!”

PS. Don’t forget to wear your Zivame lingerie because you can’t afford Victoria’s Secret.