Sunday, 7 June 2015

Good guy syndrome

People make a difference in your life, because you are a social animal. You can choose to be an animal but  it is difficult to deny the ‘social’ in you. People are good and bad, and some are good or bad just for you. If you are an asrehole, world is a party for you. Arseholes are seldom unhappy, and the only reason they are happy is because they are arseholes. They do not suffer from a potentially lethal disease known as ‘the good guy syndrome’, and thus spend a healthy and fulfilling life until they meet someone who’s a bigger arsehole than them.
Good guys on the other hand are a product of faulty genes, or bad environmental conditions, and not to mention shitty conditioning by those in charge of the process. Good guys are made so that arseholes can trample over them, and female Canis lupuses crush their nuts with their heels.
Good thing about arseholes is their constancy. Everything in the universe is changeable, except arseholes. And this is what that makes them so good. Anything that has achieved a perfect design, has no need to change.

The person suffering with good guy syndrome, if not treated well, has severe dangers of ending up in the last stage of the syndrome called the loser state. Good thing about this stage is that at this stage the sufferer starts finding sufferers of his own kind, ie. other losers. The sufferer seeks supports and in all probability, if the conditions are right, creates his own support group. Many of them start treating themselves with ‘medicinal herbs’.
The good guy syndrome is dangerous and must be treated as soon as it is identified, otherwise self-treatment with herbs can open your eyes to the universe, and like they say, all good people became stars in the sky. PS. Stars are nothing but huge masses of exploding gases.

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