Bhai waah! You are in a train and an old uncle has started his theories about how radiation from mobile is killing the birds. Uncles were supposed to know everything in olden times but then the google era arrived and uncles, especially the train variety of them were left behind. But old habits tend to die hard and uncles still will find target audiences for their lectures.
People who were born in the 80s are bearable. But if you were born anywhere before 80s you are an uncle and you can’t know what a pain in the rectum you are to the smartphone generation. You have your fixed opinions (more fixed than 80s folks) and worst part is, once upon a time in your lifetime you had Anil Kapoor style hair. You do not want to understand the younger generation even though you yourself had raging hormones once. May be you are jealous that you did not have so many varied ways and chances to express your hormonal locha, sheer bad luck I must say. If you had your good chance of expressing the same then you are an analorifice. Anyway as a good boy it is my duty to wish you ” Uncle Namaste!”
People who were born in the 80s are bearable. But if you were born anywhere before 80s you are an uncle and you can’t know what a pain in the rectum you are to the smartphone generation. You have your fixed opinions (more fixed than 80s folks) and worst part is, once upon a time in your lifetime you had Anil Kapoor style hair. You do not want to understand the younger generation even though you yourself had raging hormones once. May be you are jealous that you did not have so many varied ways and chances to express your hormonal locha, sheer bad luck I must say. If you had your good chance of expressing the same then you are an analorifice. Anyway as a good boy it is my duty to wish you ” Uncle Namaste!”
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