Saturday, 21 January 2017

Mary Magdalene

Her name was Mary Magdalene, she had a cat called Schrodinger and he was in love with Hesus the next door neighbor. Mary Magdelene was an alien hunter in disguise and worked with the Men In Black to undercover alien threats.

Mary Magdalene's neighbour was codenamed subject Lambda or just π.  Just π had seen a sheep being tortured and murdered in his childhood and thus had gained special powers due to the affect of that trauma. He had special powers of becoming a sheep from a human whenever he wanted to by wearing a sheep costume called haveyouanywool.

One day while Mary Magdelene was keeping eye on just π while he was brushing haveyouanywool, as the MIB watched from their google glasses. They saw just π crying. When she reached just π and asked him about the reason for his crying he said that he is not feeling well as if something is going to happen. They both run towards the field to realize that aliens were drinking milk of the cows, as oxen danced on Michael jackson songs.

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